This is the continuation of the previous write up, uploaded weeks back. Itβs very important to note that some of these lines arenβt factual and just sarcastic (they are added to make you laugh). As a real football fan, youβd be able to decipher which lines are true and which ones arenβt.
Hereβs the list below, enjoy the ride:
- Barcelona is the first club owing playersβ salaries and still forcing them to take a pay cut.
2. Eriksen is the only player who was given a second chance by God but decided to play for the devil (Red Devils).
3. Given a chance to choose between a jail sentence for 40 years and a sentence till Arsenal wins the Premier League, any accused person will choose the former.
4. Tottenham Hotspur donβt actually exist. The media talk about them and people claim to be supporters, but thereβs no such football club.
5. Only Chelsea has no Brazilian players in their current squad among the EPLβs top 6. (Mistake: Thiago Silva)
6. Manchester United is the only team that has always depended on history.
7. FC Barcelona is the only club that signs old players past their prime. Now Manchester United has taken over.
8. Klopp never buys players from clubs he has coached before.
9. Arsenal is the only club that has both Jesus and Mohamed in the same team.
10. No 7 jersey, was not that famous until Cristiano Ronaldo appeared.
11. 90% of Croatiaβs playersβ names end with βicβ, e.g. Modric, Perisic, Brozovic, Kovacic etc.
12. Ibrahimovic has been to all of Europeβs heavyweights with 0 UCL trophies.
13. Aguero and Maradona are related.
14. 2018 Liverpool vs Man City (Mane vs Sane). 2022 Mane and Sane are teammates.
15. Cristiano Ronaldo, Luis Suarez, and Zlatan IbrahimoviΔ are the only players to have scored in every minute of the game from 0β90 minutes. Lewandoski joined the list this season.
16. As a defender, Sergio Ramos has more goals than the famous forward David Beckham.
17. In every generation, there is a Brazil legend.
18. Brazil is the only country to have played in every World Cup tournament.
19. Real Madrid is the only club to win 3 UCL trophies in a row.
20. Arsenal is the club with the most loyal fan base in the world.
21. Arsenal is the only team that won the Premier League unbeaten.
22. Giroud is the only player to play 90 minutes without touching the ball.
23. Chelsea always win the Champions League as underdog.
24. Manchester United love Manchester City (Take note, they are neighbors).
Donβt forget to comment your favorite line in the comment section below. If thereβs any line you need clarification on, or any funny fact you want us to add, drop it in the comment section. I promise to attend to everything.
So funny but true
Awesome, a deep fact
Joegold
Fact though
No 22
This one choke
22
nice one boss 
No 5 issa big lie
The number 6 got me lol
Na wow ooo
fc
Wotolona
True!!!
Chelsea has Thiago Silva and heβs Brazilian. No 5 isnβt true
Lolz
No 5 isnβt true u have lie there
Number 6?? Is Thiago Silva not Brazilian?
Number 7?? The Italian league breeds clubs fond of buying these old players. Barca has always had a working academy.
The rest of the facts are lovely