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Football funniest facts you should know about

Here are some funny and real plots you should know about. These post is basically meant to be sarcastic and not taken seriously.

some of these lines aren’t true and based on “hasty generalizations”, but they are indeed related to the players or clubs they are tagged with.

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As a real football fan, you should be able to figure out which lines are true as you read along.

If you need clarifications on any lines, feel free to drop your questions in the comment box below, I’ll be more than eager to clear your doubts.

  1. Liverpool begins each season by taking on teams that have just been promoted.
  2. There is no left back in Belgium
  3. Every year, Barca creates a young superstar.
  4. Trent Alexander-Arnold appeared out of nowhere.
  5. KDB always wears the same hairstyle
  6. Every year, Ajax, Benfica, and Monaco produce a new starting eleven; sell them, then do it again.
  7. Thomas Muller never had a young age
  8. Buffon never changes 40
  9. Burnley’s home uniform is static.
  10. For the past 8 years, CR7 has performed the same celebration.
  11. Florian Thauvin disappeared after the 2018 world cup
  12. Neymar rarely scores a header

13. Zinchenko appeared out of nowhere and he was bought for 1m Euros

14. Sadio Mane never gets injured

15. Ajax’s home kit never changes

16. Phil jones hasn’t renewed he’s still at Manchester united

17. Lautaro Martinez has the same haircut since he was born

18. PSG only plays at night

19. Fabrizio Romano never sleeps

20. Manchester city has been using the same shirt sponsor for the past 12 years

21. Villareal has only one jersey

22. Bayern loses to Gladbach every season

23. Toni Kroos has been wearing the same pair of boots since 2015

24. Mo Salah rarely scores free kick.

25. Chelsea is the only holder of the Europa League and the Champions League

26. Football is not a british game, it’s actually a Chinese

Which of this lines do you consider totally untrue and not to be considered sarcastic(funny) since it’s not close to being true? And which comes to your as a surprise? comment your thoughts below.

This Post Has 24 Comments

  1. Big Horpy

    Really ? Mane never get injured 😱

    1. EmperorA.

      Lol…. He gets injured buh very rarely. And they are always small injuries

      1. Fasasi hammad

        Toni kross as been wearing the same boot since 2015 😱 it’s too expensive

  2. Michael

    PSG match that Messi did bicycle kick was in the Afternoon

    1. Anonymous

      You’re right

    2. DMG

      Nice

  3. Anonymous

    Nice write up but PSG also plays at daylight

    1. Nosaze

      Lol..
      Everything are correct except the Phil Jones not renewing his contract and football not being British but Chinese….. Lmao nice one

      1. EmperorA.

        Mane gets injured but I’ve never heard about it. This write up made me research it too. Like I said, some of them are based on hasty generalizations and they are meant to be sarcastic

        1. Joseph

          Wawuuuuu……..omooo🥵
          Ehnnn….my question is about Arnold coming out of nowhere means what and the one I find unreal/unbelievable is Villarreal having one jersey …omooo

  4. Trapp

    Wait oooo shey this things true?? I go dey wait for reply 🥲

    1. EmperorA.

      No b everything o 😂. Read the intro na, some of Dem na just cruise

  5. Anonymous

    Good one bro

  6. Ighoyota16

    Villareal has only one jersey🤔

    1. Anonymous

      🤯😳😳

  7. Shina

    True talk bro
    But somethings still dey shock me

  8. Anonymous

    Liverpool dun kukuma dey draw the new teams 😂

  9. DMG

    Wow 😳😳

  10. Ola

    Wow

  11. Jaycrown

    Mane na super man oo

  12. Demilade

    Well great write up but france get left back

    1. FelAnji

      No vex my boss, I made it sure that some of them are sarcastic

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